There is always something there to remind me -- #467
I miss my blog. I just want to hug it and tell it that everything is going to be a'right.
Unfortunately I'm in no position to update (i.e., drunk). But I do think about this blog, from time to time. I'm going to try to fill this space with more of the awesome stories that no one seems to love. Just because. Like the Janes Addiction song.
How about this kernel of wisdom: Ever notice that when you eat buffalo chicken wings, your pee smells rancid? How come Andy Rooney never addresses this? And why do they call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump? /Beavis
Sexy romance coming, I swear.
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